Un noob sur csgo

Decided to start Counter-Strike in 2016, despite its 1999 release. The player is aware of being a complete beginner but expects to face similarly inexperienced opponents.

• Easy victory against a very weak opponent. • Advanced toward the bomb site to help the team. • Unexpected death of the last teammate, creating a decisive 1v1.

Shoots the bomb planter in the back instead of trusting him, then completely ignores the AWP on the ground nearby despite the team's shouts.

The player acknowledges being primarily a League of Legends player and applies inappropriate strategies to Counter-Strike.

• Duel won by luck rather than skill against an unranked player. • Shoots in the wrong direction but kills the opponent. • Completely misses the initial engagement but wins due to enemy's bad luck.

Spends 1000 dollars of equipment at the start of the round but ends up at one health with 74 armor points, which defies the logic of typical games where armor absorbs damage first.

The player doesn't understand how bullet trajectories work: he succeeds in killing by shooting through walls and scenery, but fails when aiming directly at opponents.

Admits being literally better at shooting scenery than at targeting enemies directly.

Decides to pull out the AWP despite being certain he's bad with the weapon, which proves to be correct.

• Shoots into smoke without hitting anyone. • Gets a miracle kill with the AWP. • Takes a minute and a half of close quarters to kill an opponent with the shotgun.

The only video footage worth showing where he succeeds with the AWP, as the rest of the time is extremely disappointing.

Finds himself with a numerical advantage (1v2) while his teammates get eliminated, and the Counter-Strike gods intervene to let him survive despite his inattention.

The enemies, crushing on the scoreboard, propose a knife round (knives-only round) to end the game in a fun and friendly way.

The player wonders: will the enemies also have knives for a fair fight, or will they secretly have automatic weapons to crush the naive team?

The enemies use automatic weapons and completely crush the team that had naively accepted the deal.

The player acknowledges he shouldn't have sought honor in an online video game, as it's a dangerous naivety.