
Game Theory: What if THIS Minecraft Mob Existed?
Year after year, Mojang had us vote on the game's next mob. This shaped the game and the law as we know it. But if one of these votes turned out differently, it wouldn't have just affected the yearly updates. It would have changed everything.
5 chapters
- Introduction: The Butterfly Effect of Mob VotesCentral QuestionWhat if different mobs had won the Minecraft mob votes instead of the ones that were actually chosen?Why It MattersMobs serve as valuable clues that unlock the game's secrets and mysteries, particularly about the ancient builders and the overworld they left behind.The SetupThe Copper Golem was brought back to the game through the Copper Age update after losing the 2021 mob vote, proving that supposedly permanent rejections can be reversed.Plan OverviewThe episode will explore three rejected mobs from different years and analyze how their addition would have changed Minecraft's lore and gameplay.
- The Rascal: Miners and Ancient Spirits (2022 Mob Vote)What They DidSmall creatures found in mineshafts that would play hide-and-seek with players. Finding them three times would reward enchanted items like pickaxes.Folklore Connection• Based on Knockers from Cornish mythology—dwarf-like creatures native to ancient tunnels • Knockers could be helpful or mischievous, leading miners to valuable ores or confusing tunnels • Darker interpretation: Knockers were spirits of fallen miners haunting the mines for eternityLore ImplicationsRascals would have been more than friends—equals to the ancient builders. They could represent the souls of miners who died in the mines, either to dangerous mobs or to the Wither and Warden during their invasion of ancient cities.Historical ContextWould have fit perfectly in the Trails and Tales update, which focused on excavating a lost civilization and discovering that ancient builders consisted of multiple tribes.
- The Glare: Forest Guardian and Guide (2021 Mob Vote)Mechanical PurposeWould fly around caves and tell players when it's dark enough to spawn mobs, primarily through a grumpy expression.Folklore Roots• Based on Moss Folk from German mythology—moss-covered creatures found in forests • Served as guides for travelers, warning people of danger • Required offerings in return: good offerings like bread or porridge earned aid; bad offerings like caraway bread angered themGameplay IntegrationPlayers could give the Glare mushroom stew or other items to befriend them. Fed properly, they'd follow through caves, keeping players away from danger and offering healing or positive status effects. Wrong items would make them hostile or aggressive.Lore ValueWould have been vital for ancient builders fleeing the Wither. The Glare could warn of dangers in the deep dark, and moss found in its company would have provided materials for moss carpets used to quiet footsteps against the Warden.
- The Barnacle: Ocean Mystery and Kraken Legend (2017 Mob Vote)What It WasA large sea creature that would use tentacle-like tongue to pull players and boats down to the bottom of the sea, adding challenge and danger to ocean traversal.Mythological Basis• Based on the Kraken from Nordic folklore—a giant tentacle-wielding monster that destroys ships • Vikings believed the Kraken created huge whirlpools by swimming in circles • Modern science explains these phenomena as results of tectonic plate movement, earthquakes, and underwater volcanic eruptionsLore Mystery SolvedThe Barnacle would have explained why so many shipwrecks exist in Minecraft's oceans. Ancient builders sailing to find the Heart of the Sea would have encountered the Barnacle, explaining their tragic fate and transformation into the Drowned.Historical ContextWould have been added during the Aquatic Update, which introduced ocean ruins, underwater chasms, shipwrecks, treasure maps, and the Heart of the Sea. The Barnacle would have provided the missing piece explaining the shipwrecks' existence.
- The Butterfly Effect: How Different Choices Changed EverythingRascal Victory Impact• Sniffer would have been banished, losing decorative plants and visual variety • Would lose evidence that the ancient builders' timeline spans thousands or millions of years • Would lose knowledge of the Nether origin of creatures and the Savannah tribe of healer-buildersGlare Victory Impact• Allay would have been rejected instead of chosen • Would lose the discovery of how Illagers combined Allays to create Vex • Might have lost companion mobs in Minecraft LegendsBarnacle Victory ImpactPhantom would have been rejected, which the theorist notes would actually be beneficial since most players find Phantoms annoying and would prefer the Barnacle.Modern SolutionThe Copper Golem's return proves that Mojang can add these rejected mobs retroactively, allowing the game to have both the original winners and the rejected mobs, giving deeper and richer lore.





