Nintendo Theories/Game Theory: Kirby...Dream Land's Biggest THREAT! pt 1
Game Theory: Kirby...Dream Land's Biggest THREAT! pt 1

Game Theory: Kirby...Dream Land's Biggest THREAT! pt 1

The Game Theorists19 minMar 10, 2019
6 chapters
  • Introduction to Kirby's True Nature(0'193'16)
    The host challenges viewers to consider what the true nature of Kirby really is, moving beyond the common perception of him as a cute pink puffball.
    • Most people view Kirby as a cute pink puffball and hungry alien protector of planet Popstar • Online circles view Kirby as an insatiable God, a walking black hole with no mercy for anything he consumes
    The Kirby series is more mature than given credit for, featuring the only Nintendo franchise with a naked woman and final bosses far darker than the main game content.
    Kirby games use a brilliant dual strategy: cute and easy main story for kids with accomplishment, but deeper, darker content hidden as completion bonuses for hardcore gamers.
  • Kirby's Pattern of Unleashing Villains(3'169'00)
    Kirby collects pieces of the Star Rod shattered by King Dedede, defeats him, and restores the rod despite Dedede's pleas to stop. This action summons Nightmare, the true villain who needed the rod to conquer Dreamland. Dedede was actually protecting everyone by destroying and dispersing the rod.
    Magolor tricks Kirby into defeating the dragon Landia by claiming it's evil without proper justification. Kirby defeats the creature and Landia drops the Master Crown, which Magolor seizes. Kirby was manipulated into doing someone else's dirty work.
    Marx proposes summoning Nova, a wish-granting space watch, to resolve a sun-moon conflict. Kirby decimates seven planets worth of creatures to gather star power and summon Nova, only to be betrayed by Marx who wishes to conquer Popstar. The destruction proves meaningless.
    Kirby's strawberry shortcake goes missing and he immediately blames King Dedede without investigation. He beats up the king and countless Dream Land inhabitants, only to discover Dedede knew nothing. The real culprits are the Squeak Squad, who stole a mysterious chest that releases Dark Nebula when opened.
  • Kirby's Lack of Agency and Heroism(9'0011'52)
    • In Kirby's Adventure, Dedede must launch Kirby at Nightmare to get him to act • In Return to Dreamland, Landia must pick Kirby up and throw him on his back before Kirby fights Magolor • In Squeak Squad, Kirby is only motivated to fight Dark Nebula because he cares about his cake being lost forever
    Kirby acts as an unfocused weapon of mass destruction, not caring about good or evil or what he's fighting for. He simply destroys mindlessly until the task is done, fixated on whatever impulse strikes him in the moment.
    • In Epic Yarn, Kirby fights Evil Sorcerer Yin Yarn not because he was turning people into yarn creatures, but because Kirby wanted to eat a tomato • Kirby only shows happiness when his strawberry shortcake is returned, despite saving the universe • He races Dedede to consume as much food as possible, showing inconsistency in caring about others' welfare
    Kirby eventually aligns with the side of good, but rarely because he chooses to be good. He is the embodiment of a chaotic neutral force, not a true hero.
  • Kirby's Cruelty to Innocent Creatures(11'5211'16)
    • Waddle Dee asks if they can walk together because the forest scares him, but Kirby responds 'Sorry, rules are rules' and battles him anyway • Waddle Doo later says Kirby did not treat him with respect, and Waddle Doo will repay him in kind • A squid creature tries to help Kirby with his dream, but Kirby cuts him off saying 'Go meddle in someone else's affairs'
    In Kirby's Dreamland 3, Kirby sees creatures possessed by a mysterious dark substance from outer space. He knows they are innocent and possessed by their friends and neighbors, yet he still chooses to swallow them, slice them in half with cutters, and stab them with swords.
    In Milky Way Wishes, the guardians were just on their planets doing their job protecting their star fountains as heroes of their worlds. Kirby, a literal alien invader, beats them all up heroically without caring about the creatures he is helping.
    Kirby fights Dynablade because she knocked him on the head with an apple while flying past, ruining his nap. After beating her up, Kirby learns she had kids she was protecting, explaining the crop damage. Kirby delivered a beatdown to a mother protecting her children, something easily avoidable if he hadn't run in guns blazing.
  • Comparison with Other Characters(11'1615'56)
    Dedede breaks the Star Rod to protect Dreamland and gives Meta Knight one of the shards to guard Pandora's box, which successfully keeps Dark Nebula contained in his castle. When he loses possession of it, Meta Knight steps in to prevent it from being opened.
    Meta Knight purposely puts his life on the line to defeat evil, even if his methods are sometimes misguided or questionable. In Revenge of Meta Knight, his goal is to make Popstar less lazy. When his crew decides to go down with him, he warns them 'You are about to perish' and says 'I'm sorry.'
    Even when Dedede and Meta Knight are at their most villainous, their intent isn't nearly as bad as it might perceive. They are heroic characters with moral purpose, unlike Kirby.
    When Kirby boards the Halberd and blows up Meta Knight's entire ship, he watches it crash land into the ocean full of people dying while keeping an adorable smile on his face, showing complete indifference to the consequences of his actions.
  • Conclusion and Theory Setup(15'5619'21)
    The games recognize the dangerous impulsiveness of Kirby and how it can be used for good but also as a weapon for evil.
    Kirby is descended from a line of evil creatures, a fact that the games are starting to make more and more explicit.
    Kirby is a chaotic neutral God reincarnated into multiple generations with the sole purpose of destruction.
    This is part one of a two-part theory. The full explanation of Kirby's connection to evil and destruction will be discussed in the next video.